Once there was a little program called NodeJS. His Parents, PHP and JavaScript, didn't like him because he was complicated and ugly so they sold him to the company creating all evil in the world: Typo3 Corp. Little did he know when he was raised to do all kind of harm to untrained internet users, that were trying to develop their own homepages to share videos of their cats with people that actually didn't give a single shit.Unaware of the broken souls his behavior caused he tried to get implemented in as many websites as he possibly could, but nobody wanted to deal with NodeJS, because Ajax (his brother) was much better and easier to use. NodeJS felt very alone and didn't know what to do with his life. He tried to upgrade his style with various special functions, but nobody gave a shit about the little NodeJS.Months went by and NodeJS still felt alone, he even felt cold because winter was coming. To keep himself warm, he put on as much clothing as he could find. He also found some special socks called websockets his mother gave to him when he was born. They were always too big for his size but when time went by, NodeJS grew bigger and bigger. Now the socks turn out to fit him very well and he was very happy.Suddenly his phone begins to ring. NodeJS didn't receive any calls or messages for months so he was quite surprised that someone wanted to talked to him. The person calling turned out to be a webdeveloper named Jeff trying to develop a little chat program to talk to his friends. Jeff also said, that he couldn't do it with JavaScript and he needed the help of NodeJS and his websockets. Happy to be able to help NodeJS set up a chat server for Jeff and his friends. Because Jeff wanted to give something back to NodeJS, he told everybody he knew that NodeJS was better than that gay old JavaScript and just like this, little NodeJS became famous. God bless you NodeJS.
Submitted February 27, 2017 at 10:44AM by TheUnrevealedHacker
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